Total Medals Earned: 312 (From 67 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,230 Points
Medals Earned: 4/8 (65/175 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/10 (210/485 points)
Dizzy the boss before first armor break.
Use magic as the final blow on the boss.
You Win.
Beat the game without getting a dizzy.
Consecutively hit boss with your air spin attack 6 times.
Deflect 3 cannonballs from boss's CannonSpamAttack.
Hit 3 or more minions with jump magic.
Consecutively hit boss with your ground spin attack 6 times.
Beat the game with a certain score..
Beat the game within 5 minutes or less.
Medals Earned: 7/14 (215/415 points)
View the COMBOS page.
Master the Fire Flip.
View the intro movie.
Fix the rodent problem in the Boiler Room.
Defeat the class president.
Shut down the UberBot.
Beat the game.
Visit the links page.
Get your chainsaw on!
Drink the mystery potion.
Find all 6 secret areas.
Light Zit Boy's Cigarette.
Light up 10 enemies with the FireBreath attack.
Beat the game without dying.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (30/80 points)
Beat the game
Beat the game without taking damage
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/450 points)
keep playing, loser (Get 71pts)
congratulations, you won (Get 250pts)
i can stop any time (Get 500pts)
oohh mm fuck yeah (Get 2.5Kpts)
you, like dino man, want nothing but vengeance (Get 10Kpts)
christ, chill out man (Get 50Kpts)
you're a true competitor for joshi's high score (Get 100Kpts)
hahahahahaha (Get 500Kpts)
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/140 points)
That's an easy way out.
Escape the UEFS Horizon.
Clear the Horizon's contamination level to 0%.
Make sure that the rescue ship survives after learning of the Horizon's fate.
Learn the truth behind Horizon's murders.
Make sure no one finds out anything about the UEFS Horizon incident... ever.
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
Medals Earned: 4/7 (65/240 points)
Complete level five.
Completel level ten.
Complete the game.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 2-5.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 6-10.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 11-15.
Get a perfect loadout in every level.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
Medals Earned: 3/7 (125/340 points)
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
ROFL ROFL ROFL
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.